There is another transfer market opened up now in January and people are talking about all the poor transfers that has been made in the Premier League recently. There has been some hideous signings since the Premier League got formed and I would like to name a few people might not have thought to much about recently. The money now of course is a bit different then it was in the 90s, but still. There was some signings that did not turn out as hoped back then as well.
Francis Jeffers
£8 million from Everton to Arsenal.
Well, Francis Jeffers is of course one of the bigger stars in this category, but he is a name I could not help but to mention. He came to Arsenal and was nicknamed “The fox in the box” by Mr Arsene Wenger. He never came close to become the great player he was predicted to be. He was going to become the new big thing. The star England needed up front. The fox in the box. He played for Arsenal for three seasons and ended up scoring four times. Before he came to Arsenal he played for Everton, and his ability to score was not that vague then. He netted 18 goals for the Scousers, and it triggered the Gunners to make a move for the youngster. He went back on loan to Everton, having lost everything. He then played 18 games and scored as many as I have for Everton. To make the story shorter he now plays for Newcastle Jets in Australia.
Thomas Brolin
£4,3 million from Parma to Leeds
The fat swede. In 1995 he came to Leeds United sure to be a huge hit. Huge was he, but no hit. With a bronze medal, and the topscorer title shared with Dennis Bergkamp, from the Euros of 1992 he was the potential goal-getter for Leeds United. He played 19 games his first season, and went out on a loan spell two years in a row, before ending up in Crystal Palace. Thomas Brolin was over the top, and became a flop everywhere. He is now a poker professional, and you could tell how much he loves his food.
Boško Balaban
£5,8 million from Dinamo Zagreb to Aston Villa
What happens in Villa, stays in Villa. Boško Balaban who was one hell of a striker in Croatia before he came to England, just didn’t get picked. He came on from the bench seven times, and started just two games for Villa, and one of these was in the League Cup. He did not manage to score any goals for the Villains from Birmingham. But what happened in Villa? He came from Dinamo Zagred after scoring 38 goals in 52 mathces. He was at Villa for one season, then went back on loan to Zagreb netting another 15 goals in 24 matches. For then to be sold to Club Brugge where he scored 47 goals in 83 matches. Why did he not even get a chance in Villa? A mysterium. They spent a lot of money for the striker who was supposed to be one of the best in Croatia, but he never turned out to be good enough for Villa.
Sergiy Rebrov
£11 million from Dynamo Kiev to Tottenham
Rebrov was the striking partner with Shevchenko at Kiev, and Sheva went on to Italy with one of the best scoring statistics in the world. Scoring almost every game. Spurs then went after his companion at Kiev, and splashed their cash to bring Rebrov to White Hart Lane. What a talent he was supposed to be. But after playing 60 games and not even scoring every fifth game he was let out in the cold. Not much to brag about, and they did never see a penny of the £11 million they spent on him. He went on a loan spell to Fenerbache, and ended up signing on a free for West Ham. Not even close to scoring goals there either. One goal in West Ham and ten in Tottenham shipped him straight back to Eastern Europe. He played in his Kiev and Rubin Kazan until he retired.
You would have thought Tottenham had learnt from this. Buying Rebrov in 2000- sending him away in 2003 without a penny back. But the next one came in as Rebrov went out.
Helder Postiga
£6,25 million from Porto to Tottenham
Helder Postiga did well in the Portuguese League. He was playing both for his club and the under-21s in Portugal. Another striker who was scoring goals, and was picked to play for the Portugal team in the build up for the Euros in 2004, which Portugal hosted. In 2003 he went to Tottenham announcing that his dream was complete. He was now playing for his favorite club. What a statement, and the great start with all the fans praising the signing turned out to be nothing more than just a joke. 19 games for Spurs, netting one goal and he probably created three chances during his spell there. (I know, harsh… But it was absolutely horrible to watch him play for the lilywhites.) He stayed there only for one year, and went back to Porto with nothing but dissapointment from his spell at his favourite club. What a letdown football can be. But still, he made himself a great career for his country, just could not settle in the Premier League. Money wasted.
Winston Bogarde
Winston Bogarde came to Chelsea for free from Barcelona.
He was signed very controversial without the manager, Vialli, knowing. He got a contract that was very big at the time. Worth £40,000 in a week. Then Chelsea appointed Ranieri, and the new manager wanted to sell him straight away. But Bogarde refused. He did not see any possible way of getting such a great deal anywhere else and said:
“Why should I throw fifteen million Euro away when it is already mine? At the moment I signed it was in fact my money, my contract.”
The funniest part was that Chelsea even won a domestic trophy one of the four seasons he had a contract there and a clause in his contract gave him a bonus, even though he did not contribute at all.
Wim Jonk
£2,5 million from PSV to Sheffield Wednesday.
This is my personal favourite. A player who had played for Internazionale Milano, Ajax, PSV. He just had to be a great signing for Sheffield Wednesday. He came to the club and it was a move that showed Sheffield Wednesday weren’t joking. At least not supposed to be. In 1998 they signed him and in 2000 the club went down with Wim Jonk on the midfield. Just walking around on the pitch. Did he want to be at Sheffield Wednesday at all? He got injured and had a clause of getting £5,ooo, on top of his wage, for every game he missed. Just sitting watching football in Sheffield made his living. He then went on to retire in 2001, and the rumours had it that this was a decision he made so that he could start focusing on writing poems. What a great story. I reckon Sheffield Wednesday fans enjoyed his presence in the last year of his contract.
The list goes on…
Before I go to bed I feel I could write and write about players who have failed to prove that they had the potential of being a good signing.
So I am just going to name some players, who was probably equal to them who I have mentioned.
Faustino Asprilla was a player signed from Parma, and he was going to be the player who made Newcastle a top team in the Premier League. The player who was the small piece missing from a big puzzle. £6 odd million he was signed for in 1996 and he never proved to be more than an unbalanced character shaking up the dressing room.
Perluigi Casiraghi came to Chelsea for a fee of £5 odd millions and he was one of the hottest topics in Italian football when he arrived. This was at a time where Chelsea almost was Italian. He netter only once for Chelsea, and then went out of football with a cruciate ligament injury. Never went on to another side.
Massimo Taibi was one of the goalkeepers Sir Alex Ferguson tried to replace Peter Schmeichel with. It turned out rather badly. £4,5 million pounds. And he lasted four games for Manchester United with a couple of horrible mistakes.
Paul Furlong became Chelsea’s record signing in 1994 with £2,3 million on his price tag, and he did not make an impact at all. Ruud Gullit and Mark Hughes then came along to make sure that this player was nothing but a flop.
Sean Dundee went from Karlsruhe to Liverpool in 1998 after relegating form the Bundesliga in Germany, and cost Liverpool £2 million. He said himself that he was even quicker than Michael Owen, but proved out to be one of the worst players ever to play for Liverpool.
While were talking about Michael Owen, he came back to England from Real Madrid to Newcastle in 2005 for the stunning amount of £16 million. The rest is history. He signed for Manchester United on a free agent in 2009, after a series of injuries and not making a great impact at Newcastle.
Who do you rate as the worst signings of the Premier League history?
I know there are a lot of names I haven’t talked about. Juan Seba Veron, Djemba Djemba, Adrian Mutu, That french forward playing for Newcastle after winning the Euros who I can’t remember the name of. Gignyach(?), Robbie Keane, Grabbi, Albert Luque, Xisco…
There are a lot of hopeless deals in the football, but one thing is certain. When the price is rising, the flops easier to find.









